Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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