Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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