wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I would fuck him just for his dog
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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