so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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