he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Randomize
