your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Redeem this text for a blowjob
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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