This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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