I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
