Its about making memories worth repressing
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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