I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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