Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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