So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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