went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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