we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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