i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
