I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My dick has a subreddit
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
