Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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