You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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