found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
