its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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