nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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