Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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