im drinking this country out of the recession.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
