I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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