GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I am available for nakedness
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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