it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
either way he was missing a nipple.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Dicks are not precious.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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