Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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