Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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