That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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