My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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