Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i dont even know how to be here
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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