belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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