I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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