I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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