Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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