Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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