Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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