Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Do you still have your period?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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