But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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