It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
