Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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