Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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