woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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