I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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