i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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