Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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