he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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