We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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