Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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