We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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