I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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