Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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