Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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